Shark Attacks

[Marcellox]

A posting found while reading other people postings in regards to the shark attacks in the Red Sea. It was posted by the Yahoo user Jenny as a comment to the article titled Red Sea Shark Attacks: Killing Spree Puzzles Scientists on Yahoo boards.


An atheist diver surfaced and is swimming back to his boat when he sees a shark behind him in the water. He starts swimming faster but when he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. He's scared to death, and screems out "Oh God! Save me!"

Suddenly time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The voice of God says, "Aren't you an atheist? Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"

Knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you. But can you make the shark believe in you?" The Lord replies, "As you wish." The light retracts back into the heavens and the atheist looks back to see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him when, all of sudden, the shark stops and pulls back.

Shocked, the man believes he has been saved as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says, "Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about to receive..."

Posted by Jenny in response to the article titled Red Sea Shark Attacks: Killing Spree Puzzles Scientists on Yahoo boards.

[Gringo]

The parable doesn't really make any sense, but I've got to see this talking shark.

[Eagles]

The parable doesn't really make any sense, but I've got to see this talking shark.

Some people find it difficult to believe

I laughed.