How Hot is it in Texas?

[Marcellox]

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by
sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving
out rain-checks, The Mormons quit baptizing the dead and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back
into water. Now that's Dry!

--by Warrens (Yahoo user, reply to "End Times? Texas Lake Turns Blood-Red")

I thought it was funny, hope you enjoyed it also.

[Xslia]

HA, at this point in time I'd ask for a river submersion baptism